HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
I’m sorry I’m done for the night
(Source: plzhitchris)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
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Oh.My.GOD.
There are good fuckin people in this world man.
Maybe I should go back to waiting tables.
For a second I thought that the bill was $1000 and he only left a $60 tip…that’s how jaded the human race has made me -_- lol
(Source: casualcynic)
NO.
THIS CANT BE REAL. DO NOT TAKE OUR PORN YAHOO.
(Source: lostinhyrule)
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)
Put the costume, wig, and makeup on all together for the first time! I think next time i’ll use more blush, but for the most part i’m happy with it. I didn’t do much, it’s just foundation and a bit of bronze eyeliner - I wanted to keep it as natural looking as possible!
I shall venture outside and get some ~real~ (non mirror) shots of this on Saturday! I’m really excited.
You can see the full dress here, and see more shots of the wig here.
okay WOW you win cosplay forever
you are perf
holy crap
weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:
Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?
THOSE DAMN LEMON STEALING WHORES
Yessssssss. Yes I do. Also for the sake of including everyone who’s reading, let’s say that yes, I agree that two lesbian women can be just friends, I agree that two gay men can be just friends, I agree that a straight male and a straight female can be just friends, and ALL the inbetweens :)
I think all friendships and romances start with an attraction. Maybe it’s looks, maybe it’s interests, maybe it’s voice, maybe someone cracked a joke and you think “hey that’s MY sense of humor!” We’re all attracted to different things and it applies just as much to a lover as it does to a friend. If this weren’t true, lots of people wouldn’t consider their partners to also be their besties. It’s all about companionship in differing degrees.